Of COURSE It Was Worth a Half-Hour of “Good Morning, America” to Announce the Next “Dancing With the Stars” Lineup! What Are You, a Communist?

It took three people — GMA’s smarmy Chris Cuomo, Donny Osmond and “Dancing With the Stars” host Tom Berenger — to announce the next lineup on “Good Morning (As Long As You Don’t Want Any Annoying News) America.” For the record, the group includes former U.S. House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, Melissa Joan Hart, Macy Gray, Aaron Carter, Kathy Ireland and a few other oddities. Rumor has it they’re saving Paula Abdul for the Spring competition, when she’ll be up against “American Idol.”